I’m sure you know my generation represented a time when we; respected our parents; drank water from the hose; always stood for the flag; played outside; had toy guns; got spanked a lot and yet we survived!
Consequently, my age group qualifies to be called Seenagers.
That’s because as Seniors we now have everything we wanted as teenagers, only about 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work for that matter. I get an allowance every month and I have my own pad. Heck, I don’t even have a curfew. At least for now I have a driver’s license, have my own car and I can afford the gas and insurance.
I have a real I.D. and the people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. In fact, we’re not scared of anything. Having been blessed this long what would scare us? And, I don’t have acne, life is indeed good!
If you are a Seenager you’ll feel more intelligent after learning the following.
Understand if the brains of us older people seem to work slow it’s because we know so much. We have not declined mentally with age; it just takes us longer to recall facts because we have so much information to sort through.
Did you know scientists also believe Seenagers are often hard of hearing because with all the information in their brain it puts pressure on their inner ear?
You’ve also probably noticed sometimes older people go into a room to get something only to find out they can’t remember what they came for. This is NOT a memory problem, but rather; it’s nature’s way of helping Seenagers get more exercise.
So there! Now you know!
One more thing: I have friends I need to share this information with but right now I can’t remember their names, so if you see any of my friends please share my thoughts with them. I appreciate your help.
Oh, except for that doctor I saw yesterday. He was confused. When I told him about my left leg hurting all the time he said that was just old age.
I told him that was silly because my right leg is the same age and it doesn’t hurt at all.
