From Facebook of course: TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS (like me)!
1. Talk to yourself because there are times you need expert advice.
2. “In Style” means clothes that still fit.
3. You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop ticking you off.
4. Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is. “I don’t need to write it down because I’ll remember it.”
6. “On time” is when you get there.
7. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but sure does muffle the sound.
8. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller.
9. Lately, I’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you.
10. Growing older should have taken longer.
11. Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
12. You still haven’t learned to act your age and hope you never will.
AND one more important one for the road! Remember to pee before
leaving the house!
I’m a wiser Steve Sauder
